Zombie Virus In Africa Causes Cyclists To Forget Clothing

Zombie Virus In Africa Causes Cyclists To Forget Clothing

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CAPE TOWN, SOUTH AFRICA – Zombie Virus In Africa Causes Cyclists To Forget Clothing

A swift moving zombie horde coincided with the “Sit For Garford” cycling event on Tuesday. The cycling event was held in honor of Arthur Garford, the inventor of the bicycle seat. Garford, a pioneer in NaturismĀ and bicycle innovation was remembered by the attendees with a “Nude- In” then a planned cycling event. However, the zombie horde arrived before the attendees could recover their clothing.

A zombie virus in Africa has been steadily gaining ground in the larger cities, in particular, Cape Town, South Africa. The Naturist and cycling enthusiasts were generally in good spirits about this incident.

Luckily, me cycle seat protected me bum!

Sharon Taften, an event attendee said, “We didn’t have time to grab our kits. Luckily, me cycle seat protected me bum! It could ‘ave been some messy business!”

Zombie Lawlessness

“These zombies have no respect! Have you ever tried cycling in a nudist cycle traffic jam with a zombie nipping at your heals and other bits,” asked Jonas Henrik, an attendee from Cape Town, “I’ve half a mind to get the local constables involved. We don’t need a flippin’ zombie virus in Africa!”

Fresh Meat

Members of the zombie horde were pleasantly surprised to stumble onto the event. Several of the zombiesĀ had no destination in mind and were swept up as the horde began to form.

“I was just following the others and we found a big group of humans. They didn’t even have clothes on which makes mealtime much easier”, said Elias Theron, a local Cape Town zombie citizen.

Padded Bicycle Seat

Arthur Garford invented the padded bicycle seat in 1892. Different from the bicycle saddle, common on most bicycles, the padded seat is often found on recumbent bicycles. A known Naturist, early on Garford identified the need for a seat on a bicycle when one is without clothing.

 

Zombie Virus In Africa Causes Cyclists To Forget Clothing




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