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  HAVANA, CUBA - Zombie Virus Symptoms Rolling Stones Ruin Easter On Friday, over 100,000 Cubans attended the freeĀ historic Rolling Stones concert. The concert was quite a success and the band stayed in Cuba to enjoy the weekend. Unbeknownst to the local Havana population, long-time zombies, The...

PHILADELPHIA, PENNSYLVANIA - Philadelphia Zombie Virus Experiments Exposed A clandestine experimental laboratory was discovered on Friday in a remote area of Philadelphia, Pennsylvania. According to documents found in the facility, the laboratory, was used in Philadelphia zombie virus experiments. An impressive structure, the laboratory is a...

HOLLYWOOD, CALIFORNIA - Stages Of Zombie Infection For Justin Bieber The entertainment world was stunned on Thursday as singer Justin Bieber's representative announced that the pop star has entered the later stages of zombie infection. The pop star has been out of the public eye since...

WASHINGTON - Zombie Survival Armor For School Children Orders Obama Wednesday the Obama Administration announced phase two of the Common Core program in schools. The next phase will be regular survival training for the zombie apocalypse. America's children will receive regular training in tactics, survival, nutrition, and...